Hanukkah started last night. Happy Hanukkah to all our Jewish IFAers and IFA readers!
Fuck Hannukah with an HIV carrier. The only holiday worse than Christmas.
Ah, c’mon Spencer! Lighten up! Without Hanukkah, how could we make our politically correct gentile friends look silly playing the Dreidel game? “Gimmel! That means I get all your gelt, and you have to do three counterclockwise circles, hopping on one foot while quacking like a duck!”
I suppose I should stop trolling on my own blog. Sorry everyone. I’m in a terrible mood.
Eat some chocolate, it will make you feel better. But probably not actual Hanukkah gelt: it’s pretty lousy chocolate. For you, Spencer, i recommend something from here: http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/
Would that I could send you some of my dark chocolate rugelach. That would improve your mood, I promise.
But don’t take my word for it. Some time next week, ask Kevin Drum…the package should be getting to him the end of this week.
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