by Ben Miller
Harold and Kumar may be willing to travel across New Jersey and even ride wildlife in order to get there, but you won’t see me in a White Castle ever again.
I’d never been to White Castle before, but after a night at the awesome Minneapolis Bryant-Lake Bowl (a really fantastic bar/bowling alley/theater that I highly recommend visiting if you’re in the Twin Cities area) I was hungry for a snack before heading home. With Bryant-Lake Bowl’s kitchen closed, we opted for the only place still open and serving food: White Castle.
Even at $0.64 for a burger I feel like I got ripped off. Calling the meat rubbery is an insult to perfectly good rubber. I actually don’t mind the onions, but that burger really needed a pickle. The Jalapeño cheeseburger didn’t have any spice that I could detect either.
Oh and I didn’t even mention the worst part. I woke up the next morning feeling terrible from the food and got sick right in time for Christmas Eve dinner. Stay away IFA’ers. Stay far, far away.
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